Camp S.H.I.T. G.I.F.T., Aka the Sacred Hostel of International Travelers, Gifting Indignities with Fucking Trash! We’re bringing y’all the Coon n’ Goon, the judgement, and the SHAME.
As often noted, we’ve no naked unicorns, no flame-throwing nuns, no delicious fucking vegans, and we’re certainly not Belligerent. But we’ll stuff you with cheese, baptise you in goon, and gift you shit til your clothes don’t fit 🙂
Also Shit Gifts*! Everything you never knew you never wanted! Broken cups, i-phone-4 covers, dead lighters, hole-filled condoms… Take one, leave one, hell take it all. Or bring your crap on down and re-gift your Shit Gifts!
*occasionally contains decent gifts; these to be requisitioned by camp staff.