“Are you lost? Do you have an orb shaped hole in your heart? Do you seek THE truth? Do you believe kazoos are the one true path to enlightenment?
Worship it as a god! a deity! the orb turned its most faithful followers into omnipotent beings and we are here to show you the way. Come drink the juices of the orb, connect with us.
The orb could give YOU special powers! But be warned don’t gaze upon it for too long. We credit the orb with the creation of all round things! Christmas baubles! Ferris wheels! Marbles! porcupine fish! and the all seeing eye.
If your friends don’t understand, are they really your friends? Your first step to your new life awaits you. Together we will ascend!
Your only chance to survive or to evacuate is to leave with us.”
Please check the whiteboard for more orb offerings